((The Cranberries)) Band Profile and Upcoming Chicago Concerts - Oh My Rockness

Written by Patrick McNamara

“Did you get the tickets to see The Cranberries?"

“No."

“WHAT."

“It was already sold-out."

“Come on! That's why I told you to save them on Oh My Rockness!"

“Oh My what?"

“Geez. Don't you ever listen to me!"

“I'm sorry."

“You should've been on this!"

“I know."

“Did you have to…...did you have to…...did you have to….let it linger?"

"Look, I said I'm sorry. There's no need to argue."

"Who lingers to see The Cranberries!"

"Can we talk about this in the morning, please. I feel like a zombie."

"Fine! Have yourself some sweet dreams, lingerer."

"Where are you going?"

"The couch!"

"What do you mean the couch? It's just a concert!"

"YOU LET IT LINGER."

(door slams)